Divisional Rivals, Now Partners in Alleged Crime- Bears and Packers, also Seahawks on the board.

Hope you are doing well. Spring is here, March Madness is over, baseball is back in session, and the masters is on this week. Soon it will be the NHL/NBA playoffs and then football will be back before you know it! There have been 3 arrests since the last update. Let’s get into them.

Green Bay CB Makinton Dorleant
Interference (Misdemeanor)

Chicago Bears CB Deiondre Hall
Interference (Misdemeanor)
Public Intoxication (Misdemeanor)
Disorderly Conduct (Misdemeanor)

http://www.packersnews.com/story/sports/nfl/packers/2017/03/26/packers-cb-makinton-dorleant-arrested-iowa/99674744/

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/bears-cornerback-deiondre-hall-reportedly-tasered-arrested-outside-bar-in-iowa/

On 3/26 early Sunday Morning Mr. Hall and Dorleant were involved in an incident at the bar, Sharkey’s Fun House in Iowa, where bouncers refused them entry and then police were called. Mr Hall was intoxicated and caused a scene- the police had to tase him after he resisted arrest. Mr. Dorleant allegedly tried to grab Mr. Hall and pull him away from the officer, while the police instructed him to stay back. Both were booked and later released on bond. Hall was charged with Interference, public intoxication, and disorderly conduct, Bonus point for taser. 2 + 1+ 1 +1 = 5 points for da bears! Dorleant was charged with interference and bonus point for 1st I believe, divisionial rival arrests, if not first multiple team arrests. 2 +1 = 3 points for the Packers.
That’s right, the Bears beat the Packers where it really counts- the FCL scoreboard.

Seattle Seahawks QB Trevone Boykin
-Public intoxication (Misdemeanor)
-Possession of Marijuana (Misdemeanor)

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/Police-Former-TCU-QB-Trevone-Boykin-found-with-11030364.php

Early Monday morning 3/27 at 2 am, Mr. Boykin was a passenger in a car that crashed
into a Dallas bar. Mr. Boykin’s friend, Shabrika Bailey, allegedly was intoxicated and backed into the bar, while trying to leave a parking garage. Several people were injured, they were pedestrians and bar patrons/workers. She was charged with 2 counts of intoxication assault. Mr. Boykin left the scene of the accident but police found his ID and debit card and Ms. Bailey called him to come back. Upon returning, Boykin spoke with police and he was intoxicated as well, also the police allegedly found a Gucci bag with 7 grams of marijuana. So he was charged with public intoxication and possession of marijuana. He was released from custody Monday afternoon. The Seahawks are aware of the arrest and are disappointed. 3 points for the drug possession, 1 point for public intox and 1 bonus point for the . 5 points for the Seattle Seahawks.

Well Jets and Colts are still tied for 1st place with 16 points each on 1 arrest. Ravens are in 3rd place with 12 points. Seahawks are in 4th place with 5 points and hold the tiebreaker over Bears with also 5 points due to the higher arrest tier charge. In 6th place are the Packers with 3 points. In 7th place are the Chargers with 2 points. Tied for 9th place with 1 point are the Rams and Chiefs. updates on their arrests are below. Be sure to get all your latest Fantasy Crime League news right here. Take Care

*Rams DE Ethan Westbrooks was not charged with his arrest related to domestic violence.

** Chiefs TE Demetrius Harris I believe still hasn’t been formally charged with felony marijuana possession- KC just signed another Tight End to a 1 year deal so maybe they are thinking he will be suspended for a little bit.

Indianapolis Colts drive their way to the top of the leaderboard.

Indianapolis Colts DL David Parry

Robbery (Felony)
Auto theft (Felony)
Criminal damage(Misdemeanor)
DUI (Misdemeanor)
Resisting Arrest w/Physical Force (Felony)

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/scottsdale/2017/02/28/records-indianapolis-colts-player-david-parry-cursed-resisted-scottsdale-police-during-dui-arrest/98538876/

Looking at the arrest sheet- there’s two nearly identical charges for DUI bac .08 or more/ DUI impaired to slightest and criminal damage/ criminal damage vehicle so counting those as only one.

https://www.scottsdaleaz.gov/Assets/ScottsdaleAZ/Police/public-information/weekly-booking-log.PDF
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On 2/25 Saturday early morning, Mr. Parry was arrested by Scottsdale Police after an incident in which he allegedly stole a golf cart being used a taxi, after he hit the driver while trying to collect fares from other riders. The police were contacted for a hit and run call where a golf cart hit a gate. Police encountered Mr. Parry in a drunken state on a nearby sidewalk and tried to arrest him, but he laughed at them and called them gay slurs while physically resisting. It took two pairs of handcuffs to restrain him. He was charged with robbery, auto theft, resisting arrest with physical force, DUI, and criminal damage. He denied any altercation with the taxi driver and was released from custody later on his own recognizance. The Indianapolis Colts have not had any comment yet, but I’d imagine Jim Irsay would say “A golf cart DUI? I could do better.” So the point breakdown is as follows. Fore! points for the Auto Theft, 2 points capped for robbery, 4 points for the felonious resisting arrest, 3 points for the DUI, 2 points for criminal damage and 1 bonus point for the hilarity/ first ever FCL golf cart DUI. 16 points for the Indianapolis Colts.

One month into the off-season, the Indianapolis Colts and New York Jets are tied for 1st with 16 points each on 1 arrest, the Baltimore Ravens are not far behind with 14 points in 3rd place, rounding out the board is the Los Angeles Chargers are in 4th place with 2 points. The rest of the NFL is yet to score. Hope you all have a great week and be sure to get all the latest fantasy crime league updates right here!

Baltimore Ravens are on the board- felony drug charges in Miami

Well there has been an arrest since the last update- it belongs to the always in contention- Baltimore Ravens.

Baltimore Ravens S Matt Elam

-Possession of controlled substance (felony)
-Possession of marijuana > 20 grams (felony)
-Possession of cannabis with intent to sell or deliver (felony)
-Reckless Driving (misdemeanor)

Mr. Elam was arrested in Miami on 2/25 saturday night on 3 felony drug charges and reckless driving. Police pulled the car over after he was driving erratically. The vehicle had a strong odor of marijuana and upon searching it the police allegedly had found a Gucci bag with 126 grams of marijuana, 6 oxycodone pills, about $950 in cash, a rolex, and a necklace. Also one of the passengers allegedly had a concealed pistol on him without a license. The Ravens are aware of this arrest and they have commented that Mr. Elam is not part of the plan for next year’s team. so it’s 7 points for 1st felony possession of marijuana, 3 points for capped felony possession with intent to distribute. 1 point for 3rd felony of controlled substance. 2 points for reckless driving. In an earlier update, I counted terroristic threats with assaults, so I am lumping in all drug charges together and will do so in the future. Bonus point for the send off, now he wasn’t technically cut but the team but they did say he gone, so it will be counted as such. 7 +3 +1 +2 +1 = 14 points for the Baltimore Ravens.

Well the Jets still lead with 16 points, but the Ravens are right behind with 14 points and a higher arrest tier, rounding out the board is the Chargers. Well 3 weeks into the off-season and we have 3 arrests, will this trend continue or will arrests go down like have been trending for the last couple off-seasons. Stay tuned to the fantasy crime league for all the crime updates!

Jets take off to 1st place, LA Chargers on the board.

Hope you all are enjoying the President’s Day holiday today, whether you are off or working to make America great again. There has been 1 person who turned themselves in and 1 arrest to start off the season. Let’s get into them.

NY Jets CB Darrelle Revis
-2 counts Aggravated Assault (felony)
– Robbery (felony)
-Conspiracy in regards to Aggravated Assault (felony)
– Terroristic Threats (misdemeanor)

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18708220/darrelle-revis-new-york-jets-turns-police

Early Sunday morning, 2/12- Mr. Revis had an altercation with 2 individuals after he was being filmed and followed by them on a cell phone. Well after Darelle tried to delete those videos in question, those 2 individuals were knocked out. 1 of them had an orbital fracture. Mr. Revis turned himelf into authorities on 2/17 friday night and he was later released on non monetary bond. 2 counts of aggravated assault, Conspiracy to commit aggravated assault (capped), terroristic threats (capped as assault), and felonious Robbery. Since he did allegedly beat up 2 people, the aggravated assaults will be counted as separate. The point break down is 4 for robbery, 4 for agg assault, 4 for the agg assault, 2 for conspiracy (capped for felony-half), 1 for terroristic threats (misdemeanor add on), and 1 bonus point for the double KO. Please do note that “terroristic” threats are not related to terrorism. 16 points for the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets Jets.

Los Angeles Chargers OT King Dunlap V
-Violating a protective order (misdemeanor)

http://patch.com/tennessee/nashville/s/g19tq/los-angeles-chargers-king-dunlap-former-brentwood-academy-auburn-standout?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_term=sports&utm_campaign=recirc&utm_content=aol

On Thursday 2/16, Mr. Dunlap was arrested in Hermitage, TN at his girlfriend’s house for violating a protective order after neighbors saw his car in the driveway and called it in. He was later released on bond. Mr. Dunlap maintains that this was all a misunderstanding because his girlfriend asked him if he needed clothes at the place and they are working through a joint resolution. 2 points for violating the court order. LA Chargers are on the board.

The Jets are in 1st place with 16 points and the LA Chargers are on the board in second place with 2 points. The rest of the league is yet to score.
Be sure to get all your fantasy crime league updates right here!

2017 FCL is on!

It’s been  about 48 hours since the end of Super Bowl 51 and the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history is still fresh in our minds. Well the fantasy crime league season is on and Sundays won’t be the same for a while. Hopefully there will be no legal trouble for players, coaches, front office employees, and owners that the shield represents, but when they do, we will be sure to tell you about it.

Take care.

The 49ers go Back to Back! 2016 FCL Winner

After the one week run off, the 49ers have been crowned the Fantasy Crime League champions once again in 2016. San Francisco 49ers are in 1st place with 20 points, the Los Angeles Rams finish in 2nd with 11 points, the Atlanta Falcons are in 3rd place with 8 points. The Indianapolis Colts are in 4th place with 7 points. The Denver Broncos are in 5th place with 6 points. The Philadelphia Eagles are in 6th place with 5 points. The Seattle Seahawks and Jacksonville Jaguars are tied for 8th place with 4 points. The Baltimore Ravens, New Orleans Saints, and Buffalo Bills finish tied for 11th place with 3 points. Carolina Panthers are in 12th place with 2 points and the Houston Texans are in 13th place with 1 point.

Looking at the NFL as a whole, arrests are down 33% (24 last year).Also crime points are  down 35% (119 last year).  Arrests were split 50/50 between the NFC and AFC. Only 1 division did not have any arrests and that is the  NFC North. The NFC West dominated with 1st/2nd place and 3/4 teams getting points. Well we hope you had fun tracking the crime activity with us this off-season.

Everybody can now enjoy the players on field achievements. We look forward to the next off-season, we will see you right back here- immediately following Super Bowl LI. Take care.

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Former SF TE Miller arrested for elder abuse, ATL DL Hageman arrested for domestic assault in March. 49ers & Falcons jump to 1st & 3rd.

Well the end of the FCL Season went off with a bang, with a last week arrest and a reported arrested during the 1 week run off. Hope you all enjoyed the week 1 NFL action.
Former San Francisco 49ers TE Bruce Miller

-Assault with a deadly weapon, not a firearm (weapon alleged is a cane)  (Felony) section  245- 4- c

-2 counts of assault with force likely to cause great bodily injury – (Felony) section 245-a 4

-Inflicting injury on an elder or dependent adult likely to cause great bodily injury –( Felony)

-Battery with serious bodily injury – (felony) section 243 – d

-2 counts of criminal threats ( felony)

-Battery – (misdemeanor) section 243- a

Well folks, this is probably the arrest of the off-season and more details/charges have arisen since the initial story broke out on this one. Early Monday morning 9/5- Mr. Miller was trying to enter a hotel room that was not his, which was being stayed in by an elderly couple. After the couple’s son staying next door, told Mr. Miller he had the wrong room, Mr. Miller allegedly attacked the son and the father came to his aid. Reportedly a cane was used in the melee which sent both the father and son to the hospital. Mr. Miller was released by the 49ers after the arrest. Using an elderly man’s own cane against him as a weapon is pretty twisted.

Previous to this incident, Mr. Miller was seen at a sandwich shop getting into an altercation because he wanted their brisket sandwich. It must have been a good sandwich.
Now for the points breakdown. The capping rules are stated as follows.

Capping system-
Felonies: 1st felony gets full points. 2nd felony gets half of the points tier and each additional felony charge of a similar nature results in 1 point. (Note for heinous crimes like rape and murder, the capping system will be lifted)
Misdemeanor: 1st misdemeanor gets full points and each additional misdemeanor charge of a similar nature gets 1 point.

Criminal threats and assaults are going to be considered to be similar, all felonies too.

4 (full) points for assault with deadly weapon,  2 ( half ) for first criminal threats, 1 for the other criminal threat and 1 point each for assault with force likely to cause great injury. (9)

The Batteries are obviously similar, but I am keeping the son and old man charges separate, because he did beat up 2 people.

Elder abuse felony-  (full) 4 points, 1 felony count of battery with serious bodily injury (half) 2 points.  the son assault- 3 points for the misdemeanor.  1 bonus point for the send off and 1 additional bonus point for the last (presumed) arrest.

4+2+1+1+1 +4 +2+3 +1+1 = 20 points for the Santa Clara 49ers.

I did check and I gave the 49ers 2 bonus points at the end of the season last year for the final arrest with Ahmad Brooks.

Atlanta Falcons DL Ra’shede Hageman
Obstructing a person from making an emergency call (misdemeanor)
Assault on a family member (misdemeanor)
3rd degree Cruelty to Children (misdemeanor)
So earlier on March 24, Mr. Hageman-  was arrested and charged with 3 misdemeanors – Interference with a Call for Emergency Help, Battery Family Violence and third degree Cruelty to Children. Allegedly Mr. Hageman pinned the mother of his child in a corner while pulling on her hair and  then stealing her wallet and phone before pushing her down in a parking lot in front of their son. There was a custody dispute the day before. The Falcons did report the arrest to the NFL and Mr. Hageman was inactive for the week 1 game against the Buccaneers and the NFL is still investigating this arrest.  3 points for the assault, 2 for the obstructing a call, 2 for the cruelty to children. 1 bonus point for domestic abuse, which does have a 6 game suspension and for the fact that this arrest took 5 months to come out. 8 points total for the Atlanta Falcons.
Since the Bruce Miller arrest is still technically the last arrest- Niners keep the bonus.
Well the San Francisco 49ers get out to 1st place with 20 points, the Los Angeles Rams fall to 2nd with 11 points, the Atlanta Falcons go to 3rd place with 8 points. The Indianapolis Colts are in 4th place with 7 points. The Denver Broncos are in 5th place with 6 points. The Philadelphia Eagles are in 6th place with 5 points. The Seattle Seahawks and Jacksonville Jaguars are tied for 8th place with 4 points. The Baltimore Ravens, New Orleans Saints, and Buffalo Bills are in 11th place with 3 points. Carolina Panthers are in 12th place with 2 points and the Houston Texans are in 13th place with 1 point.

3 arrests, Eagles, Bills are on the Board and Colts move up to 2nd.

Well howdy folks, there’s been 3 arrests since the last Fantasy Crime League update. Let’s get into them.

Indianapolis Colts RB Robert Turbin
-Suspicion of possession of marijuana(misdemeanor)

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000674357/article/robert-turbin-arrested-for-possession-of-marijuana

Mr. Turbin was arrested for possession of marijuana on July 8 at 11:30 pm after being pulled over for a stop sign violation in Logan City, UT. Police smelled burnt marijuana in the car and found a marijuana cigarette inside the vehicle. Marijuana like many things in Utah, yes is a crime, so that is 3 points total for the Indianapolis Colts.

Buffalo Bills RB Jonathan Williams
-DWI (misdemeanor)

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000674596/article/bills-rb-jonathan-williams-arrested-on-suspicion-of-dwi

Mr. Williams was arrested in Arkansas early morning on July 14 for DWI. He failed the field sobriety test, but did not agree to complete the breathalyzer test on advice from his agent. He bonded out later and faces a future court date. 3 points total for the Buffalo Bills.

Philadelphia Eagles LB Nigel Bradham
-Aggratved Battery (Felony)

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/eagles-nigel-bradham-charged-beating-miami-hotel-worker-article-1.2727175

On Monday, July 25th, Mr. Bradham turned himself into authorities regarding an incident on Thursday 7/21 at a Miami Hotel where he and his group allegedly beat up a cabana boy due to the time it took to get an umbrella. Bradham supposedly struck the employee in the face and said employee also got many lacerations and cuts, possibly from a glass bottle being smashed on top of his head. Bradham and the group then fled the scene. The Eagles are aware of the incident and have no comment. Well folks, thats 4 points for the felony battery and 1 bonus point for the story, hope their NFC East rivals play Rihanna- Umbrella whenever they can.
5 points total for the Philadelphia Eagles.

The LA Rams hold on to the top spot with 11 points. The Indianapolis Colts move up to 2nd with 7 points. The reigning champions the Denver Broncos are in 3rd place with 6 points. The Philadelphia Eagles are a new addition to the board and fly to 4th place with 5 points. The Seattle Seahawks and Jacksonville Jaguars are tied for 6th place with 4 points each. The Baltimore Ravens, New Orleans Saints, and Buffalo Bills are tied for 9th place with 3 points each. Rounding out 10th and 11th place are the Carolina Panthers and Houston Texans with 2 and 1 points respectively. Well looks like NFL Training Camps are in session or will soon be. The NFL season is nearly upon us. There will be a Pokemon GO Bonus Point should anyone charged in the FCL whilst playing said game.
Hope you have a great rest of the week and please be sure to get all your latest Fantasy Crime League news right here!

1 arrest and 1 formally charged, the Jaguars and Seahawks are on the FCL board.

Well folks, its been nearly a month since the last update and surprisingly there was no NFL arrests over the 4th of July weekend and it does seem that no one has lost any limbs or digits. There was one arrest and one formally charged since then. Let’s get into them.

Jacksonville Jaguars LB Dan Skuta
-First Degree Battery (Misdemeanor)

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-dan-skuta-arrested-orlando-20160627-story.html

Mr. Skuta was arrested early morning on June 19 for first degree battery in Orlando where he allegedly pushed a woman in the face with an open hand and she hit her head on a window. The incident was after the two were flirting and Skuta asked for her number and she refused to provide said number. 3 points for the battery charge and 1 bonus point for don’t call me maybe. 4 points total for the Jags.

Also in other Jags news, QB Denard Robinson was found by authorities napping it out in his car with a female companion while it was partly submerged in a pond. No charges or citations were filed.

Seattle Seahawks QB Trevone Boykin
-Assault causing bodily harm (Misdemeanor)

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/16595153/trevone-boykin-seattle-seahawks-charged-alamo-bowl-arrest

Mr. Boykin was arrested in 2015 while his team, TCU was preparing for the Alamo Bowl in San Antonio. He was initially charged with assaulting a public servant (a 3rd degree felony), public intoxication and resisting arrest. He got suspended and missed the game, but now he was just formally charged with assault causing bodily harm on June 29, 2016. so thats 3 points and 1 bonus for the charges taking >6 months to come out. Mr. Boykin has pleaded no contest and received 1 year of probation, must be nice. 4 points total for the Seattle Seahawks.

Well the LA Rams still lead with 11 points, and the Denver Broncos are in 2nd with 6 points. There is now a 3 way tie for 5th, with the Indianapolis Colts, Seattle Seahawks, and Jacksonville Jaguars all with 4 points. The Baltimore Ravens and New Orleans Saints are tied for 7th with 3 points each. The Carolina Panthers drop to 8th place with 2 points and the Houston Texans are on the board with 1 point in 9th place. There has been a dropoff in arrests this off-season, but we will continue to monitor them for you. Training camp and preseason football is just around the corner. Be sure to get all the latest FCL updates right here! Take care everyone.

Denver Broncos WR Latimer Arrested on Misdemeanor Warrant in CO.

There has been 1 arrest since the last update. Memorial Day weekend is usually a big one with multiple arrests, but this year that was not the case.

Denver Broncos WR Cody Latimer
-Misdemeanor Warrant

http://www.9news.com/sports/broncos-receiver-cody-latimer-arrested-when-his-domestic-call-led-to-warrant/225057912

On Monday May 30th, Mr Latimer and his girlfriend, Ms. Rando were arrested in Colorado. Ms. Rando slapped Mr. Latimer in the face after an argument and then he called the police. The police ran background checks on both of them and found that Mr. Latimer had an outstanding warrant after not showing up to court for a traffic ticket involving improper lighting. Ms Rando was charged with assault and disturbing the peace, she was bailed out my Mr. Latimer. 1 point for the misdemeanor warrant and 1 bonus point for calling the cops in a domestic violence incident on your significant other but also getting arrested yourself. 2 points total for the Denver Broncos.

The LA Rams are still  in the lead with 11 points. The defending champs, Denver Broncos are in sole possession of 2nd place with 6 points. The Indianapolis Colts are in 3rd with 4 points. The Baltimore Ravens and New Orleans Saints are tied for 5th with 3 points each. Rounding out those on the board are the Carolina Panthers and Houston Texans at 6th and 7th place respectively.

The Broncos may be getting more points as CB Talib was shot in his leg early the morning on Sunday June 5th. Talib says he was at a park with friends but it is being investigated on whether he was at a Dallas  nightclub which had a shooting around the same time.  There are Texas laws regarding carrying weapons in places that serve alcohol or while intoxicated. We here at the fantasy crime league will be sure to keep you updated on the matter. Take care.