Jaguars are on the board, Cowboys add a point, but lose out on Lucky points.

Well all NFL Training Camps are open. We are getting closer to the end of the fantasy crime off-season. There has been 1 arrest and 1 misdemeanor conviction uncovered since the last update.

The Dallas Cowboys released WR Lucky Whitehead but it was also later confirmed that the police did not arrest him, but rather someone who looked like him and gave all his information. Since he was never charnged, there will be no points awarded. Mr. Whitehead has found work in New York, so for once this season, you could say that the Jets got lucky.

Dallas Cowboys RB Ezekiel Elliott
-Speeding (MisdemeanorYes it is)

In April 2017, Mr. Elliot was caught speeding in Frisco, TX going 100 in a 70, he plead guilty. Case closed, in fact- I wasn’t aware of said speeding misdemeanor until he appealed it. This was likely due to his investigation of the Dallas club assault (later dropped due to lack of cooperation) and the NFL is wraping up the investigation into him as well. Well, it is a misdemeanor in Texas, so it counts. 1 point for the Cowboys.

Jacksonville Jaguars DL Dante Fowler Jr.

Battery (Misdemeanor)
Criminal Mischief (Misdemeanor)

On July 18th, Mr. Fowler was arrested in St. Petersburg, FL after an incident where he allegedly hit another man, broke his glasses, and than threw his groceries into a lake. This was after the victim spoke about Mr. Fowler’s driving. Mr. Fowler was charged with battery and criminal mischief, he bonded out the next day. The Jaguars are aware of the arrest and gathering details. 3 points for battery, 2 points for criminal mischief (crime against property) and 1 bonus point because of the hilarity of this arrest. 6 points for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

The Jets remain in 1st with 24 points. The Colts are in 2nd with 16 points. The Ravens round out the top 3 with 14 points. The Cowboys remain in 4th place with 14 points due to tiebreaker. The 49ers are in 5th with 8 points. The Houston Texans are in 6th place with 7 points, hold tiebreaker over the Packers who are in 7th with 7 points. The Jaguars are in 8th place with 6 points hold tiebreaker over Seahawk in 9th with also 6 points. The Bears and Broncos are tied for 11th place with 5 points. The Bills are in 12th with 4 points. The Panthers and Giants are tied for 14th with 3 points and hold tiebreaker over Redskins in 15th with 3 also. In 16th place is the Chargers with 2 points, who hold tiebreaker over Cardinals in 17th place. In 18th place is the Chiefs with also 2 points. Rounding out those on the board in 21st place are the Rams, Steelers, and Vikings, with 1 point apiece.

Will Kaepernick be signed this week? The Ravens owner has asked for our prayers as they make this extremely tough decision, while your favorite QB’s favorite QB is out with a injury. After carrying the Ravens on his back for the last 9 years, it had to give out sometime, no matter how elite it is. Be sure to get all the latest Fantasy Crime news right here. Take care.

Panthers RB Artis-Payne Arrested For Reckless Driving

Well NFL draft week is here, will your teams pick up a felon or two? or some other kind of bust in the first round? Rule clarification: all players drafted are on said team even though they are not signed, until the instance that they are cut by the team. There has been one arrest since the last update, the NFL went 36 days without an arrest! Guess they are all concentrating getting paid like Josh Norman. #KnowYourWorth

Carolina Panthers RB Artis-Payne
Reckless Driving (Misdemeanor)
Speeding (Misdemeanor)

On 4/24 Sunday morning at 1:30 am, Mr. Artis-Payne was arrested for reckless driving after going 102 mph in a 65 mph zone.  Drugs or alcohol were not involved and Mr.  Artis- Payne was described as being cooperative and bonded out for $5,000. 2 points for the Reckless Driving, although speeding is a misdemeanor,  there was no additional information to warrant the reckless driving other than the high speed. Therefore only 2 points will be awarded to the Super Bowl runner up Carolina Panthers.

The Current Standings include the  Los Angeles Rams remaining in 1st with 8 points, Denver Broncos and Indianapolis Colts are tied for 3rd with 4 points, The New Orleans Saints and Baltimore Ravens are tied for 5th with 3 points. The new addition to the board, Carolina Panthers are in 6th with 2 points. The Houston Texans round out the board in 7th with 1 point.

In other news that just won’t die, Tom Brady’s suspension for 4 games was reinstated by the courts. Everybody cheats in the NFL, not sure why the NFL and the Goodell bot have to try and  take it out on the Patriots, they never even proved they deflated the balls – “more probable than not” sounds inconclusive. The breaking the cell phone thing- it’s just how the rich and famous deal with their communication devices. The guy dubbed as the deflator was clearly referring to him trying to lose weight, its a pretty common saying right?
“It’s almost summer, I gotta get my PSI to under 30.”
Also Mr. Manziel has been indicted for a misdemeanor assault charge on his now ex-gf, he is not on a roster so no one gets points.


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